1. My Wolf Skin

    agentsteele:

    My roomie: “Hahahaha, *swivels in chair* Guess what?? You’re wolf skin —- Grey, right?”

    Me: “Grey Augustus Julius Steele. Yes, continue.”

    My roomie: “Welllllll, I just think he would be reaaaaally happy.”

    Me: “Hmm, why’s that?” 

    My roomie: *swivels in chair repeatedly and laughs like a school girl* “Hahaha, he’s just so happy. He’s telling me right now.” 


    Yeah…Should’v———————OMG. She just fell off her chair and landed on the LAMP.  BAHAHAHAHAHA

    I just want you to know that this is a bunch of lies. I fell on my box of hard drives, NOT the lamp. (And Grey didn’t tell me he was happy.) 

     

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  5. railroadsoftware:

    holograsm:

    what do i focus on here

    try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day 

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

     

  6. life hack

    fartgallery:

    aaliyahhhhhhhhhhhhh:

    fartgallery:

    throw it in the ocean

    what if it’s the ocean

    throw it in a different ocean

    (via loracarol)

     
  7. humansofnewyork:

    "It’s important to forgive."
    "Who do you have the hardest time forgiving?"
    "Myself."

     

  8. banana-brothers asked: what college do you go to, because i need that stress free pre test thing

    Oklahoma Christian University. Man I wish I’d have just said that in the post. I just never expected this



     
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  10. mbrainspaz:

    Last night I played the ‘Day of the Doctor’ for my school’s Doctor Who club (Theta Sigma). I’m the ‘Lord President’ so that’s the sort of nonsense I’m supposed to get up to. 
    We had a great turn-out and everyone loved the episode. I just loved listening to everyone’s reactions. Whovians are the best. <3
    The fish-fingers and custard didn’t last long. 
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  11. elionu:

    bangarz:

    I just found the best Facebook page

    Note: this does not apply to American private schools.

    I mean … it could. Honestly I’ve heard worse in plenty of public schools though. Just depends on the school district. 
    High school girl I met over Spring Break was complaining about how her (second) car wasn’t expensive enough for her to park it near the other cool kid’s cars. 
    I just don’t even understand how people can be like that.

     

  12. thexsaraj1926:

    tutimon886:

    mbrainspaz:

    So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
    There was a coloring table
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    complete with Lion King coloring books
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    There was a lego table
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    and PUPPIES
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    also, free massages. 

    This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

    Our school should do this

    Tell me what school this is so I can apply!

    Oklahoma Christian University! I’m graduating in TWO DAYS so I won’t see you. I can definitely recommend it but it’s not like it’s prefect here or something. The people are pretty nice and the semesters end early (to avoid spring tornadoes or something … ), and sometimes there are puppies. It was good enough for me. 

     
  13. serenakenobi:

    amuseoffyre:

    This is an Anthony Misiano as the Joker post.

    Keep moving along there.

    Best cosplay in the history of cosplay

    (via dbowkercreative)

     

  14. even that painting Neil freaking Gaiman reblogged didn’t get as many notes as this silly post about the stress free college resort thing. 

    but … yeah … thanks. 

     
  15. lumos5001:

    Third Doctor judging you tumblr

    (via would-you-like-a-jelly-baby)