1. One time I got so annoyed with men that I started a fake relationship with a trashcan named Howard.

    I made him a facebook and everything. 

    Two weeks later my guy friends got so jealous that they abducted him. 
    And left me this ransom video. 

    A few days later he reappeared with this break-up note taped to him. 

    I got dumped … by a trash bin. 

    But it’s okay. We’re still friends. 

     
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