i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
the worst ****in thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
like no
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”
I like it when people ask me to draw things for them, but the language one really gets me. Say something in German!!!! How about—“Ich weiss uberhaupt net was ich sagen soll.”
(via timeywimeyzap)
Source: somewherethats-green

